Disgusting

If Gossip Girl Were Written by Real New Yorkers...
Boyfriend: I wouldn't marry you. I would pay for half and give you a ride to the clinic.
Girlfriend: Baby, that's beer money. Just push me down the stairs and we'll go out.
Boyfriend: I love you.

--84th & 1st
via Overheard in New York, Jun 18, 2009


What was that we were told about the always "heart-wrenching decisions" that are never "made casually"?