"I love you, too, snookems"

Rhett and I celebrated our first anniversary last Tuesday. Monday night, as midnight rolled around, he composed a text message to me that read, "We shared our first kiss exactly a year ago. I love you, Scarlett."

Note that I said he composed a text message to me. I didn't say that he sent a text message to me.

The response he got, from a friend we'll call Paul: "Thank you, Rhett, but I'm afraid no such thing happened. I love u too snookems."

It's been a week. I'm still laughing